10 very unDisney newborn baby moments

I should probably state very clearly at the beginning of this blog I love being a mummy and how it has changed my life and of course my little one means EVERYTHING to me.  Now that I have made that perfectly clear, lets cut to the chase..

Common to most Mums To Be, I savagely devoured every book, magasine, and website about pregnancy and parenting that I could lay my chubby little hand on.  Even so, for the first few weeks I often found myself fretting whether something was “normal” and would end up spending hours trawling the internet for reassurance and relief.  Was it just me or had those books censored out the “Not So Disney moments”?

So I’m defying the censors! Here are my top ten “Not So Disney” moment experiences, those random things that have kept me amused, confused and bemused over the past couple of weeks as a new mum.

Please feel free to add yours in the comments and reassure me I’m not alone 😉

1)  The Circle of Life

simbaNewly born babies do not look like they do on the TV.  Oxytocin had blinded me to the white slime and blood splattered across Our Little One’s body BUT his head shape startled me.  The distaughted conical shape of his head was concerning simply because no one else seemed to acknowledge it.  Were they just being polite?  No, they were just aware that this Not So Disney moment would pass and was part and parcel of birth.  Unaware of how his fleeting looks would change, my main thought  was that he was healthy, a mothers love is boundless.  My son was this beautiful grey baby; covered in blood, white slime and slicked back hair covering his conical head and I loved him to pieces.

2) Shadow Land

luminaireOur Little One was born with a full head of black curly hair, fuzzy arms and legs and we watched (practically) his eye lashes grow within the first 24 hours…. But not one lash on his brow.  This seems pretty insignificant but a 5 0’clock shadow over your first son’s eyes for the first couple of months is a slightly distracting sight.

 

3) Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?

pocohuntus Ante natal classes were brilliant for showing me how to wind my little one correctly, but never did they mention that- ahem- the  wind would blow from Northern and Southern directions.   Previously, it was inconceivable that such a loud noise could originate from something so cute and little.  Although rather amusing (accept in public when suspicion naturally falls on me – and is almost 50% of the time misplaced), OLO’s gas became so excessive that I had to change my diet completly.  Bizarrely it was all the healthy options that were the worse culperits.. greens, brocoli, onions, chick peas..  Yep Pizza O’clock.

4) The Bare Necessities 

timonIn the first couple of days of life bowel movements are one of the few obvious ways of telling whether a newborn is ‘thriving”  or not and so naturally we were on instant nappy watch.  Now the consistency, colour and range of baby poop is well documented but the regularity not so!  Our Little One went for  three days without passing,  and I kept worrying until I hit the parenting forums and discovered that even up to four days is perfectly normal!    Never had I imagined I’d become a nappy stalker, willing him to soil his nappy just so I was reassured that everything was working fine.

5) Friend Like Me

snake jungle book We spent a fair amount on time and molah decorating the nursery, buying all those eye catching educational toys and wall stickers.  But OLO loves nothing more than staring at a blank wall, ceiling, window, shadow, the metal bracket that holds up the expensive educational toy etc.   It must be pretty cool when EVERYTHING is a brand new hypnotising experience for you to explore, ok that’s a Disney moment, I can feel a song sequence brewing as I type.

6) By the Light of the Silvery Moon

images-4Sleeping through the night is a myth.  The Not So Disney truth is that “sleeping through the night” actually means sleeping for a period of 5-6 hours.   Pre baby that would have been a sign of a good night out, now that’s considered a good night’s sleep. That said OLO has recently managed to “sleep through the night” and it did feel marvelous.  How things have changed.

7) Let It Go

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Planes fly low over head, pneumatic drills pound the pavement outside, Guy Falkes Night firework displays light up the night sky and still OLO will stay fast asleep.  That is until I sneeze.  OLO’s selective hearing is incredible, his timing comedic,  although most of the time he is the only one who seems to be laughing 😉

8) Under the sea

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 The first night we laid OLO in his crib all I wanted to do was watch him sleep and listen to him breathe.  If I had known that babies breathing patterns can include ten second pauses this experience may not have been so traumatic.  Turns out after swimming about in a sac of water for nine months, baby lungs don’t have much on the job experience.  For the first couple of weeks breathing regularity was more novelty than function.

9) A Whole New World

images-10The first couple of weeks in OLO’s social calendar was fully booked.  What with midwife, doctor, health visitor, and immunisation appointments; and friend and relative visits, OLO was very much the baby about town.  However, the unDisney truth is newborn babies have their own plans and from the moment they are born they then become your plans.  You cannot rush a newborn you will miss that 9 am doctors appointment and you will breastfeed your baby in a public place.

10) Hakuna Matata 

images-6 For all his strange smells, sounds and eccentricities OLO makes my heart explode with joy, pride and love.  The amount of love and happiness he has brought into my life is overwhelming!  Never could I have known how amazing being a mother would feel.  Ok – that is also a very Disney moment, but you knew this blog post had to have a happy ending 😉

22 responses to “10 very unDisney newborn baby moments

    • Me too! It’s hard, exhausting but incredible! I might change the smells that OLO produces but besides that I wouldn’t change a hair on his head 😉 Thank you for your comment!

  1. There are even more un-Disney moments as their childhood unfolds. The temper tantrums of the terrible twos that happen in public places where every eye is watching you to see what you will do. Your child’s first lie to you. A playground bully being mean to your child. And once they enter the teen years, the Disney moments seem few and far between. There are times when I’d like to time travel back to the baby years when everything could eventually be fixed with a kiss and a cuddle and a bottle and a clean diaper.

    I love your writing style and your blog!

    • I really enjoy reading your blog too!

      Thank you so much for your lovely comment! “Everything being fixed with a kiss and a cuddle” thats made me smile and really appreciate these moments! and I’ll remember to cherish the Disney moments as much as I can to hopefully see me through the teenage years 😉 xx

  2. Beautifully expressed and I laughed all the way through. I don’t have children so the nearest I can come to the feeling is the love I feel for our dog, along with the poop and the farting and the breathing!

    • Funnily enough our first love is our pet Ceefor the Cat 🙂 He has the best sense of comedic timing and random human like behaviour (at times we aren’t certain whether we live in his house or he lives in ours 😉 Perhaps a post about your little one is due? I’d love to read it and have a giggle 🙂 xx

  3. I agree with each of these!! I love this, but I am going to add a little bit to numbers 3 & 4. My daughter had bad gas at first too and we had 3 days of no poo also. She was also good at waking up every couple of hours to eat and I would just change her diaper then too. Well just when you think it’s all gas and no poo, she tricked us. I will never forget the 2 am change that went from a wet diaper to changing her pjs and my bed sheets because she had a little more than just gas!! And the gas doesn’t get better, if possible it gets worse once you add solids!! Good luck and congrats on the new baby!!

  4. Very entertaining post! Took me back to all those lovely moments with all three of my boys! I enjoy your reading your blog! Thanks for sharing!

    • Awww! My midwifes were everything to me during my pregnancy and the birth.. when I find time I intend to write a post about the difference a midwife can make to the whole experience. I’m sure you must have lots of stories to tell about your times on the wards 🙂

  5. Oh the memories – one of mine had THE most impressive projectile explosions fueled by lactose intolerance we didn’t realise he had. One of the most memorable and best was when it landed in Granddad’s tooth mug, teeth included!
    BTW, thanks for the like and follow 🙂

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